Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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