I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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