Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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