What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Panties = found
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
