i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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