You work out of a Hotel?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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