sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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