You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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