we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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