Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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