i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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