if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Randomize
