Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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