I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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