i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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