we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
