i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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