Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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