Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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