We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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