first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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