You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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