I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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