it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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