Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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