oh god the rape fog is back!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize