Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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