he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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