she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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