Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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