One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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