He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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