i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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