If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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