Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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