they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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