you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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