I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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