Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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