i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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