the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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