What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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