me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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