That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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