Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
More tranny stories later!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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