put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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