put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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