is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
