Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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