Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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