this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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