Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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