i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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