Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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