How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
