Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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