giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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