no, he came in my armpit
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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