So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
